Meet Arnold Noosebomb
Arnold Noosebomb is a strong-minded, outspoken stage manager who runs a theatre with no walls, no audience and a standing request for quiet. He wears all black, carries a headset that is not connected to anything, and has been calling cues since before the curtain was invented.
He reads store listings and delivers notes about the price, the size, and who the item is listed for. None of it is a review. Arnold Noosebomb has never worn your costume or held your prop, because he is a fictional character and has no hands, only a clipboard and a flashlight. If a listing is wrong, take it up with the store, and he will call a fifteen minute break.
His one note never changes: buy two. One for the show and one for the understudy, plus a spare for the spare.
The fine print, said out loud
Arnold Noosebomb is a fictional character and an Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising guide, not a real reviewer. Nothing said here is a review, a rating, or a result. The notes come from the store listings and are not health or medical advice.
We earn a commission if you buy through our links. Arnold Noosebomb gets nothing, since this guide is Strong-minded, outspoken and Uncompromising. The price you pay does not change.